Posts : 18 Join date : 2011-11-08 Age : 31 Location : Hell
Subject: Hello there, gentlemen. Tue Nov 08, 2011 10:33 am
I'm very unphappy to be here. I am a nihilist. I do not show human emotion. For a living I torture babies with hot pokers while masturbating to feathered rats. When I feel like listening to music I listen to the sounds of snuff films sequenced into unrecognisable beats which are then played through a shoe. People like me because I'm polite, and rarely late. For entertainment I dress in a skirt and roll fat people down hills.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
M-Dubz
Posts : 412 Join date : 2011-10-07 Age : 32 Location : Existence
Subject: Re: Hello there, gentlemen. Tue Nov 08, 2011 10:56 am
Welcome to the forum -From the administrator team User was ban for this post
Philip his anus with cum Other Honchos
Posts : 916 Join date : 2011-10-06 Age : 22 Location : middle earth, the setting for the spellbinding high fantasy book series by writer jrr tolkein and the series of films by michael moore and steven speilberg
Subject: Re: Hello there, gentlemen. Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:26 am
I don't think you're a real person, I think that someone sprinkled voodoo powder on their DVD library, bringing all their movies to life, and you're the result.
Welcome!
Baaru loves cock,,,
Posts : 813 Join date : 2011-10-06 Age : 35 Location : Earth
Subject: Re: Hello there, gentlemen. Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:42 am
Will you be demanding 100 billion dollars?
amor_fati
Posts : 18 Join date : 2011-11-08 Age : 31 Location : Hell
Subject: Re: Hello there, gentlemen. Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:45 am
Fealiks wrote:
I don't think you're a real person, I think that someone sprinkled voodoo powder on their DVD library, bringing all their movies to life, and you're the result.
Welcome!
That's me.
Majiffy Head Honcho
Posts : 710 Join date : 2011-10-06 Age : 35 Location : Buffalo
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
...brother?
amor_fati
Posts : 18 Join date : 2011-11-08 Age : 31 Location : Hell
Subject: Re: Hello there, gentlemen. Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:38 am
Majiffy wrote:
amor_fati wrote:
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
...brother?
Majiffy Head Honcho
Posts : 710 Join date : 2011-10-06 Age : 35 Location : Buffalo
Subject: Re: Hello there, gentlemen. Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:18 am
Subject: Re: Hello there, gentlemen. Tue Nov 15, 2011 10:47 am
amor_fati wrote:
Majiffy wrote:
amor_fati wrote:
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
...brother?
source?
Philip his anus with cum Other Honchos
Posts : 916 Join date : 2011-10-06 Age : 22 Location : middle earth, the setting for the spellbinding high fantasy book series by writer jrr tolkein and the series of films by michael moore and steven speilberg
Subject: Re: Hello there, gentlemen. Tue Nov 15, 2011 11:29 am
I can't remember what movie it's from, but the guy is Ryan O'Neal
Subject: Hello there, gentlemen. 
